Thursday, September 22, 2011

Are Christians chumps???


Are Christians chumps??? Should we tip toe around hoping we do not say anything offensive to anyone? After all being offensive is not showing love right. How can we ever win anyone over with abrasive speech??? That's not what Jesus would do right?? News Flash - I'm afraid Jesus disagrees with you -

Jesus being offensive :) Matt 23:33 "You serpents, you brood of vipers, how will you escape the sentence of hell?

Now Jesus , that's not nice. Next time Jesus just be nice and have the snakes come down and say the sinners pray, maybe they will like you then?

And, Wow, here is another one without any modern Christian education besides Jesus - John The Baptist, you better shut up before you get your head cut off. Take a chill pill. -


Matt 3:7 But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees coming for baptism, he said to them, "You brood of vipers, who warned you to flee from the wrath to come?


Do not worry "Church of the Apostasy" you will not get your head cut off, instead you are just going to burn in Hell. There I go again, not being nice.


Matt 14:10 He (Herod) sent and had John beheaded in the prison.

See there John, you just would not listen would you, now you gotta get a new head from Jesus. Oh well John just go ahead and get a new body too while you are at it.


2 Cor 5:1
FOR WE know that if the tent which is our earthly home is destroyed (dissolved), we have from God a building, a house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.